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I live by 5-7-5

Haiku are Japanese poems made up of 3 lines and 17 syllables.
5 in the first line.
7 in the second line.
5 in the third line.

DIRECTORY:

If you wish to visit our Ask box, or our Submission page, simply click on the tool icon in the upper-left hand corner of your screen. The Question Mark symbol will send you to our Ask Box, and the Arrow Pointing Up will send you to our Submission page, where you can submit your very own Haiku!

OTHER NOTES:

Unless otherwise stated with a
"A Haiku Submitted by..."
The two of us have written all of these.

Some Haiku may contain suggestive language, or inappropriate phrasing.

Enjoy,
Colton McCorkle and Tyler Robert Conrady

(2/13/2012; Haiku #200) A Haiku by Colton McCorkle

Roses are red, Vi-

olets are blue. Pound my ass ‘til

It’s those colors too.

(2/13/2012; Haiku #199) A Haiku by Tyler Robert Conrady

Roses are red, Vi-

olets are blue. I’m suici-

dal, all thanks to you.

(2/13/2012; Haiku #198) A Haiku by Tyler Robert Conrady

I have been struck by

Cupid’s arrow! Now, I don’t

Find you as homely!

(2/13/2012; Haiku #197) A Haiku by Colton McCorkle

Forever Alone?

You can solve all those problems

With a dark alley.

(2/13/2012; Haiku #196) A Haiku by Tyler Robert Conrady

Eat chocolate and cry

Because you don’t have a man?

Nahhhh, go fuck strangers.

(2/13/2012; Haiku #195) A Haiku by Colton McCorkle

On cotton farms, buy-

ing chocolate wasn’t only

During Holidays.

(2/13/2012; Haiku #194) A Haiku by Tyler Robert Conrady

Plankton is such a

Lonely creature on Single

CELL’S Awareness Day.

;)

(2/13/2012; Haiku #193) Get Ready Ya’ll

Prepare yourself, guys.

Because we’re about to post

Some V-Day Haiku!

(2/12/2012; Haiku #192) A Haiku by Tyler Robert Conrady

It’s not a REAL rap

Until you’ve got Rihanna

Singing the chorus.

(2/11/2012; Haiku #191) A Haiku by Colton McCorkle

The curse of the house:

Thaddeus is feared by all.

He got no screen time.